I just found an ... Art prompt generator.

http://www.magatsu.net/art/index.php

Now I have no excuse to say that I don't know what to draw.

Bah, not like that's gonna stop me ...  But now I don't have an excuse.

Then, once you've created a piece of art ... 

here is a BS generator to help you explain it.

http://www.artybollocks.com/

 Or, I suppose, one could start with the bullshit and work backwards.

http://theselby.com/2_16_11_StephanLandwehr/  (The Selby blog) I love big art ... bold, unapologetic, lively, and a little weird.  And tthese knick-knacks, they're great.  That yellow mug is very fun, unusual, and kind of ugly but in the best way... Well, maybe not the best way, but a way I like. (haha.) And the little green elephant ... I wonder what that's from.  It looks like it could be glass or jade, or from some obscure board game, and elephants of any size are just very cool.  And, cool carved pottery piece on the right.  Reminds me of the plain, brown (natural, unglazed) bowl (or vase) thing I got from a thrift store, with cute little legs and feet on the bottom ... (barefoot, adorable little feet).  I love unique, obviously handmade pieces of pottery.  Like, that little thing I got from the thrift store might have been something someone made in a pottery class, but didn't want enough to keep, but couldn't quite just throw it away, either.  And, I love it, so I'm glad they gave it away, to "charity."